domingo, 12 de julio de 2009

Acciones Urbanas Absurdas: Su uso no justificado será penalizado

Atiende por que desde Left Hand Rotation vamos a ayudarte a ahorrar energía. Los siguientes elementos de la urbe a los que nos hemos enfrentado (recordad que la esencia de estas Acciones Urbanas Absurdas está en combatir todo aquello que sea molesto en la ciudad) son el mobiliario urbano cuyo componente clave es el cristal. ¿Nunca la has tomado a golpes con una cabina de teléfono?¿Te has visto obligado a soltar alguna patada a un cajero automático que se ha tragado tu tarjeta o eres de los que escupes en la pantalla?¿El parquímetro no te ha devuelto el cambio?

En este 4º capítulo nos hemos parado a pensar que los mismos que colocan esos elementos rebeldes en la ciudad son los que nos suministran unas armas más que eficaces: los martillos rompecristales de los trenes y transporte urbano. Entonces, en caso de necesidad... ¿romper cristales es legal?

Nosotros hemos tratado de ponerlo todo más fácil al colocar durante estos días algunos de esos martillos en cabinas telefónicas, cajeros automáticos, parquímetros, escaparates... para ahorrarte energía. No te magulles los nudillos ni la emprendas a patadas, utiliza nuestros martillos rompecristales. Ya están en las siguientes modalidades, como puedes ver en estas imágenes o en nuestro flickr.

- Martillo rompecristales Anti-Cajero Automático
- Martillo rompecristales Anti-Cabina Telefónica
- Martillo rompecristales Anti-Parquímetro
- Martillo rompecristales Anti-Semáforo

Eso sí, recuerda que SU USO NO JUSTIFICADO SERÁ PENALIZADO.





17 comentarios:

Norma dijo...

Bueno trabajo gamberros, me encanta... yo me pido uno para cuando el cajero no me de dinero (o todo el que yo quiero). En ese caso su uso está totalmente justificado no?

el mejillon suicida. dijo...

Lo subo a menéame por si os salen "Usuarios", que seguro los hay y no conocen esto...

Anónimo dijo...
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Left Hand Rotation: dijo...

muchas gracias

Lorenzo Sandoval dijo...

que grandes!

Anónimo dijo...

llamadme clasico, pero yo soy mas del coctel molotov + adoquin de toda
la vida... me es mas resulton...

Anónimo dijo...

una propuesta muy constructiva, sí señor

el gurú de la polla gorda dijo...

!SÍ!

ramonkarlos dijo...

Yo voy a agenciarme uno para tirárselo a la cabeza a Russian Red si la veo por ahí.

Left Hand Rotation: dijo...

Hola, 1977, nos llegan muchas ideas y propuestas martilliles pero te aseguro que la tuya es la mejor.

David dijo...

Otra genialidad de left. Ideas brillantes

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